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Punch Drunk Sports week 3 fantasy football league updates

Week 3 has come and gone and the question #PDSfootball needs to answer is: Does anyone have the firepower to take on Aaron Rodgers, Vicente and the Other Tall Mexican’s? 

They continue to roll posting 145 points, the week’s high score, and moved to 3-0 with a convincing win over Sarah Tiana, who finds herself and True Grits in the basement (and no, it has nothing to do with her Buffalo Bill fetish)

Week 3 notes:

  • Grits n’ Gravy kept pace with Vicente at 3-0 and the two top records in #PDSFootball go toe-to-toe in week four in what looks like a match-up that could have playoff implications.
  • The Commish and Coach MK made quick work of Ari, Towelboy and Armenian Genocide, getting off the schneid and posting their first win.
  • A few weeks following Twitter account heat between James and Sam their fantasy teams had a shot to settle the score. With 415 James edging out the Punch Drunk host thanks to big weeks from Julio Jones and Jeremy Maclin
  • Josh Martin and the Cum Buckets took PDS news editor Johnny Woodard and his squad Windows 95 out to the woodshed in this beating. The Buckets’ continued to post solid numbers and will look to keep rolling when they face off with the Dildocorns next week.

Hit me up @BigTDobbs and don’t forget to use #PDSFootball to argue about fantasy football or talk all things @punchdrunk.


 

Week 3 #PDSFootball Toe 2 Toe Matchup:

LA Falcoholics (@theteeb) v. Utah Dildocorns (@renzo_d)

Another not-so-competitive week, but a competitive Cortland NY Division throw-down headlines this weeks match-ups.

Punch Drunk’s very own The Teeb, his boy Matt Ryan and their squad Falcoholics entered the week flying high at 2-0 and looked supremely confident entering their week 3 tilt with Renzo D and the Dildocorns, who were on the verge of disaster sitting at 0-2, knowing a 3rd straight loss to start the season could be the beginning of the end.

Recap:

Early Rounds: No players on either side running on Thursday night Football turned this into a Sunday Sunday shootout …

Middle Rounds: Both teams had busy mornings lined up as Falcoholics QB Matt Ryan stayed true to form with 27 points, throwing down the gauntlet for Drew Brees and the Dildocorns …

… Hold on.

Renzo started Drew Brees? But Drew Brees was ruled out Sunday morning …

So the undefeated Falcoholics got to play a team with no QB?!

This is some heavy-set bullshit! How are teams supposed to compete in a league if people are just handed victor —

… What’s that?!

Teeb lost?

Never mind. Dildocorns KO

Final Score:
Utah Dildocorns – 118
LA Falcoholics – 104


**Punch Drunk League Office**

Standings – 

BAG OF BETS CORTLAND NY
TEAM W L GB TEAM W L GB
Other Tall Mexican 3 0 Yer Moms Twat Bucket 2 1
Grits n’ Gravy 3 0 415 James 2 1
Hinchcliffe Winners 1 2 2 LA Falcoholics 2 1
Coach MK 1 2 2 Utah Dildocorns 1 2 1
Armenian Genocide 1 2 2 Windows 95 1 2 1
True Grits Sarah Tiana 0 3 3 Finger Blaster 1 2 1

Week 3 – Commish’s Powerful Power Rankings:


PUNCH DRUNK SPORTS – “FANtasy League” updates:

Teeb’s Red State League:

Standings –

BAG OF BETS CORTLAND NY
TEAM W L GB TEAM W L GB
Wizard Sticks 3 0 1 Buckeyejules 3 0
Hollywood Falcoholics 2 1 1 Ch. Basement AA Ron R 2 1 1
Jim Irsay’s Sponsor 1 2 2 The MS Moccasins 2 1 1
The Closet KELLY’s 1 2 2 Straight Outta Cortland 1 2 2
Titos and Ginger Ale 1 2 2 GoSit InTheCar 1 2 2
219 er 1 2 2 Arizona Regulators 0 3 3

 Week 3 Powerful Power Rankings –

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BAG OF BETS CORTLAND NY
TEAM W L GB TEAM W L GB
CHI Green Machine 3 0 Banged Mexican Chick 3 0
Team Anchor Babies 2 1 1 209 Cartel 3 0
Tijuana Hooker Baby 1 2 2 Fatter Mexican 1 2 2
Chicago Crushers 1 2 2 Touchdown There 1 2 2
Team Casas 1 2 2 ARI BoarderRunners 1 2 2
Mexican Genocide 1 2 2 Skinny Boy Society 0 3 3

Week 3 Powerful Power Rankings –

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BAG OF BETS CORTLAND NY
TEAM W L GB TEAM W L GB
Deathsquad KY 3 0 KC Bartender 3 0
Jim Irsay’s Sponsor 2 1 1 B.Palin Cum Hoarders 2 1 1
Nerd of Anarchy 2 1 1 Koopa Kartel 2 1 1
Team tripoli 2 1 1 Team BallsDeep 1 2 2
DOM. VIOLENCE 0 3 3 Bill Cosby’s Sleepers 1 2 2
#Blacklisteners matter 0 3 3 Tyson Lisp 0 3 3

Week 3 Powerful Power Rankings –

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ESPN Groups:
Eliminator Challenge – 2 Still Standing 
Big T’s Still Here
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NFL Pick’em Leaders:
Theeeeese Brothas – 28
Alf Money – 27
Coach MK – 25
Big T Dobbs – 25

Hit me up @BigTDobbs and don’t forget to use #PDSFootball to argue about fantasy football or talk all things @punchdrunk.

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