MLB Stats Recap 2014

An underwhelming MLB season is crawling to a close. It seems like it’s been a quiet season but pennant races and playoffs should be great. The major storyline for me this season is the domination of pitchers. Or that hitting has been terrible. Depends how you look at it. Let’s take a closer look at

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St. Louis Cardinals v Milwaukee Brewers

MLB Race to the Postseason

It’s September bitches! That means the dog days are behind us, rosters have expanded, everyone that is down to ride for a playoff run is already in uniform, and we are almost rid of lame ass Bud Selig. As the season winds down like Ari’s peyos, Punch Drunk is going to take a look at the pennant races in each divison for

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Moneyballs Out

The 2014 MLB non-waiver trade deadline had a common theme. Mainly, that the Oakland Athletics are not fucking around. A few of weeks before the deadline they made a splash by trading two highly touted prospects to the Second City’s favorite shit show- Chicago Cubs, for pitchers Josh Hammel and Jeff (by a vowel) Samardzija.

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washington nationals beard


Oh hipster, what a magical beast you are. Caught somewhere in between smelly hippy and asshole socialite, you’ve found a way to combine only the bad qualities of both. You mix an unbearable sense of style with a condescending, know-it-all attitude. If it wasn’t for how instrumental you’ve been with bringing delicious craft beers to

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This Bud’s for You

After doubling his own net worth over the past the 20 years while baseball has dropped to being the third (probably even fourth or fifth) most popular sport in America, Allen “Bud” Selig is finally giving up the reigns to the Office of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. The process started a couple months

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