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Week 3 NFL Picks

Your Week 3 picks:   San Diego @ Buffalo As I mentioned last week, one of my friends didn’t want to bet me on the Seahawks-Chargers game last week. I basically forced the issue, figuring it’d be more fun if we wagered on a game we were going to watch together. Then the Seahawks lost

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Featured Podcast: The Triple Option- Is the SEC overrated?

BTG and Beth talk about the ranking system, pronunciation guides, the overrated SEC and how they feel about their quarterback shouting obscenities during lunch.

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Will the NL MVP Please Stand Up

It seems like Clayton Kershaw has been passed over more times than a Jewish rabbi. He was passed over by Cy Young voters in 2012- finishing 2nd to Mets knuckle-baller, RA Dickey. He was passed over to start the 2013 All-Star game at Citi Field in favor of another New York Metropolitan- then rookie sensation, Matt Harvey.  And a couple months ago at

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NIKE HYPOCRITES DITCH AP BUT USE CHILD LABOR

Alright whinny America, are you done crying about Adrian Peterson disciplining his kid? In one breath we bitch about the youth not having respect for adults and in our next breath we yell at someone for spanking a kid throwing a tantrum. I’m not saying beat the shit out of your kid, but a spanking

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Sam Tripoli headlines the House of Comedy in Phoenix AZ!

Hey Arizona, I’m headlining the House of Comedy in North Phoenix all week w/ Gareth Reynolds and Pauly Cassillas! TICKETS AVAILABLE AT HOUSEOFCOMEDY.NET

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Thusday Night Football: Tampa Bay @ Atlanta

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta   After watching the Falcons take down the Saints in Week 1, it seemed like maybe the Falcons were poised to be the comeback team of the season. Julio Jones was dominant with seven catches for 116 yards, Henry Douglas and Roddy White combined for 11 catches and 141 yards…hell, even

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Punch Drunk Sports #101

Punch Drunk on Youtube: Punch Drunk Sports on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/101-8-16-14/id624962786?i=319082316 Punch Drunk Sports on Stitcher http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ari-shaffir/punch-drunk-sports Punch Drunk Sports on Soundcloud

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Waiver Wire for Winners – Week 2

Waiver Wire for Winners is a column to help you sift through the remains following your leagues early week waiver run and take advantage. Panic is setting in; now is the time to stash talent – Winners don’t panic. Even in the face of whatever we want to call the shit storm that is the NFL right now.

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Week 2: Punch Drunk Sports Fantasy Football – Toe 2 Toe Breakdown

Week 2 is in the books and as quickly as Teeb was crowned champ following Week 1, an absolutely insane week of injuries has everyone scrambling and no clear favorites emerging. As always all Punch Drunk Fantasy Football leagues and group standings can be found below. Hit me up @BigTDobbs to argue about fantasy football

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Wilin’ Out for MLB Postseason

Last night the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim made like Thibault’s butt cheeks before he goes on stage and clinched. For their efforts the Halos got them a spot in the MLB playoffs. They also served as a reminder to just how shitty calling a team the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim really is! Anyways,

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The ASP Title Hunt Heats Up Between Kelly Slater and Gabriel Medina

The pressure is on for Gabriel Medina, as Kelly Slater closes in at the Trestles Hurley Pro. With seven stops completed on the ASP tour, so far, Gabriel Medina is still the world number one in the ASP rankings. However, Kelly Slater, who is up from 5th to 2nd place in the world standings, goes

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Sam Tripoli is headlining The House of Comedy in PHX w/ Gareth Reynolds and Paul Casillas!si

Hey Az, I’m headlining the new House of Comedy in Az with my boys Gareth Reynolds and Paul Casillas all this week! Tickets available at http://az.houseofcomedy.net/about/comics-details.asp?ID=262

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The Official 100th Episode of Punch Drunk Sports on All Things Comedy!

Since Ari is in studio, and the show is ‘back on track’, we consider this the 100th episode of Punch Drunk Sports! Ari Rips The Fat Man A New Asshole: Punch Drunk on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-official-100th-episode!/id624962786?i=318779866 Punch Drunk on Stitcher: Punch Drunk on Youtube: Punch Drunk on Sound Cloud:

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Vicente Jr Straight Kills it w/ A Punch Drunk Instant Classic “Lights!”

Instant Classic!!!!!

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Colombian women’s cycling team smooth beaver uniform are causing quite an erection… I mean a reaction!

Dailymail.uk “The Colombian women’s cycling team were meant to be showing the world what they were made of as they posed in their new kit this week. But they appeared to show a little too much as all eyes were drawn to the bizarre new flesh-coloured design stretching across their lower torso. As the smiling

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About Us

Punch Drunk is, for the most part, a sports podcast. Sure we will get off subject and discuss which UFC fighter you LEAST wanna get raped by. But its a sports podcast.

With 3 headlining stand-up comics and sometimes friends. Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, and Jayson Thibault all met at the Comedy Store and have been friends for over 11 years. All 3 are stand-up comics and big sports fans.

This podcast is their sports thoughts, arguments, stories, fights, and bets! The Podcast Tribune called Punch Drunk "an asian massage for the real sports fans".

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