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MLB Race to the Postseason

It’s September bitches! That means the dog days are behind us, rosters have expanded, everyone that is down to ride for a playoff run is already in uniform, and we are almost rid of lame ass Bud Selig. As the long season winds down like Ari’s peyos, Punch Drunk going to take a look at each of the pennant races in

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Solving the NCAA’s fuckery

The NCAA has been fucking its participants in football and basketball harder than you and your wife  with the image of Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photo fresh in your mind. I attempted to personalize that point last week with “From Thought Experiment to NCAA’s Death”. Now, it is time to expand on fixing the NCAA, possibly

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Top Ten Funniest, Hottest “Chicks”!

Last week I gave you numbers 6-10. I’m sure you’ve all been eagerly anticipating the top 5…so here they are: your Top Five Funniest, Hottest “Chicks”!   5) Bailey Jay – Bailey Jay is a smoking hot tranny pornstar. She’s what’s referred to in the TS Community as “very passable”, meaning most newbs wouldn’t even know

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UFC 177 Aftermath

@mister3mma on twitter After a crazy weekend in which TJ Dillashaw saw his rematch with Renan Barao dissolve into a fight with former Bellator champ Joe Soto just 24 hours before the card was to take place in Sacramento CA, we in the MMA community can reflect on the effect that the most cursed card

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Barao should move to featherweight

I wrote this after Dillashaw beat Barao in May. I updated it to reflect the changes up to now. TJ Dillashaw just dominated and finished bantamweight champion, Renan Barao, to win that championship. Congratulations to Dillashaw, he looked amazing. On the flip side, Barao came out flat. Call it the shot Barao took from Dillashaw

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Cena & Lesner

In the wake of the 2014 SummerSlam event held in the city of angels, Los Angeles, John Cena has missed a Raw and made a statement many of the Cenation may disagree with.  The Monday after the domination of Brock Lesner the prior evening advocate and major Paul Heyman boasted, gloated and advocated for his

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Punch Drunk #99: GSP’s Musical Tribute to Robin Williams

Punch Drunk Sports #99:  GSP Musical Tribute to Robin Williams Watch Punch Drunk on Youtube: Listen to Punch Drunk on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/99-8-26-14/id624962786?i=318223061 Listen to Punch Drunk on Stitcher: Punch Drunk on Soundcloud:

How to hit a Home Run!

Hitting a home run in baseball is always exciting, but skipping the bases when it comes to sex can result in a game changing foul. I’m going to give you a little play by play of hitting every base with purpose, and still getting the score! First Base: Lets take this back to junior high….first

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QB or RB: A Rookies Guide to Fantasy Drafting

Season after season of seeing the idiots I play fantasy football with grab QB’s in the first round has forced me to write the following report. I can’t do it anymore, I can’t handle people making these pour decisions. Like banging a prostitute without a condom you might walk away unscathed a time or two

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Team America- F#@% Yeah

Finally, a World Cup that isn’t going to be shoved down your throat by every fucking media outlet! You won’t be forced to watch a game with British announcers whose accents are so thick you can’t understand what the fuck they are saying half the time, the visual graphics won’t be displaying statistics in the

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F’ That Listen To This…… GOSSIPZILLA BY BIG BOI ft Big K.R.I.T & UGK & BLUE OYSTER CLUT

F’ That Listen To This…… GOSSIPZILLA BY BIG BOI ft Big K.R.I.T & UGK & BLUE OYSTER CLUT

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USC “HERO” JOSH SHAW IS A LIAR BUT STILL A HERO IN MY BOOK

Josh Shaw has had one hell of a week. First, he’s named captain of USC’s football team. Then, in an incredible act of heroism Josh Shaw leaps off of a second story balcony, injuring himself, in order to save his drowning 7 year old cousin. Or did he… In the greatest hoax since that big

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NFL Preview FAQ: AFC South

With the season just a couple weeks away, we’re previewing each division with FAQ’s. Previous installments:          AFC East:  http://www.punchdrunksports.com/nfl-preview-faq-afc-east/ AFC North: http://www.punchdrunksports.com/nfl-preview-faq-afc-north/   AFC South   1. Indianapolis Colts Last season: 12-6 (Lost to New England in the playoffs 43-22) So the Colts are making the playoffs again? They play in a division with the

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2014 WNBA Conference Final Preview

Save the best for last… The Atlanta Dream and Chicago Sky series was the only first round matchup that went to a deciding Game 3, and it didn’t disappoint. The defending Eastern Conference Champion Atlanta Dream dominated the first half and led by 13 at the break. The Sky rallied late in the 3rd quarter

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FANTASY FOOTBALL: Powerful TE ranks, tiers & notes

With quality in such short supply and a murky pool of talent behind the 3 lead dogs it’s amazing that people don’t give a fuck about Tight Ends (insert Beyonce joke here). This becomes more amazing when counting in that the majority of teams don’t draft a backup either. Tight End is one of the

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Punch Drunk is, for the most part, a sports podcast. Sure we will get off subject and discuss which UFC fighter you LEAST wanna get raped by. But its a sports podcast.

With 3 headlining stand-up comics and sometimes friends. Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, and Jayson Thibault all met at the Comedy Store and have been friends for over 11 years. All 3 are stand-up comics and big sports fans.

This podcast is their sports thoughts, arguments, stories, fights, and bets! The Podcast Tribune called Punch Drunk "an asian massage for the real sports fans".

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MLB Race to the Postseason.

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UFC 177 Aftermath.

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