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The Assassination of Derek Jeter by the Coward Keith Olberman

The Assassination of Derek Jeter by the Coward Keith Olberman   Ever wonder why no one has been unanimously elected into the Hall of Fame. Does it confuse you when 26 people leave Greg Maddux off the ballot? Things like that happen because the world is full of assholes. Last week noted asshole Keith Olberman

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Connor McGregor: The Hype is Real

  @mister3mma on Twitter On Saturday September 27th the UFC held a highly anticipated pay per view card that had the fight fans all over the globe buzzing over one fight in particular. While the featured main event that night was for the 125 lb strap, and the co main event the first fight of

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Why people dislike Jon Jones

Two Mondays ago, Joe Rogan questioned whether fans’ dislike of the reigning light heavyweight champion of the UFC had anything to do with racism on his podcast with Mike Dolce. What followed is a media swirl. Dissenters fought any morsel of racism in their dislike of Jon Jones. They went as far as calling Rogan

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As Floyd Mayweather is attempting to retire undefeated, we are constantly reminded in the world of boxing about the few that have done this successfully. There are some such as former contenders Michael Loewe and Jemal Hinton who quit as their careers were getting underway, so they can hardly be counted.. yet there have been

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2014 Fantasy Baseball Final Standings

Punch Drunk Sports Roto League Standings 1. Van City Grits n’ Gravy 73.5 -0.5 2. Milwaukee Beer Drinkers 72.5 +0.5 3. Nasty Nate 67.5 +0 4. Coach MK 61 +0.5 5. ON Koopafantasy 59.5 +1 6. Nororious PUIG 818 Till i… 56 +0 7. Team DodgersSwatters 55 -0.5 8. Sacramento Majik 43 +0 9. u

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Game Mix

2014 Sunday Ticket Report – Week 4

Featured Game- Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers (TV Markets- NY, LA, Chi, Phi, Dal)   Best Game- Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (TV Markets- Western PA, Most of Florida), Bucs finally get a win in the 2014 season shutting out the Steelers in the 4th quarter and a Glennon to Jackson TD with

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End of Season Drive to October

Three races are still unsettled as the long MLB season heads into its final day. The American League Wild Card race has the Seattle Mariners right up on the ass of the Oakland A’s. The Athletics are clinging to a 1 game lead while they try to avoid one of the all-time great late season collapses. Oakland had the best

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Week Four NFL Picks

Week Four Picks:   Green Bay @ Chicago Boy I sure nailed that Thursday pick! For losing my first Thursday game in almost two years, I’m happy it went down in such a blowout. If you’re going to lose, lose big. So basing yet another pick on past performance, I can’t quite see the Packers

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It’s hard out here for a Pimp, and a Vikings Fan

As a fan of the Minnesota Vikings I am well versed in and used to rooting for a divisional perennial loser. Grant it, the NFC North may be at the top for tough divisions but this year has been especially trying on me. After the Saturday of week two as Adrian Peterson was declared inactive

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Ryan lets the Punch Drunk Nation know

Comedians Ryan Sickler and Joe Bartnick join Sam, and get heavy into all things Baltimore (not the county), hockey, and Roger Goodell.  And whether or not he has “gay face” according to Trips.


Check out Sam Tripoli’s Naughty Show livestream tonight at The LA Podfest

The Naughty Show is going to be live tonight at the La Podfest. You can watch the Naughty Show and all 30 of the other podcast live stream at Use the promo code “Naughty” $5 buck off!!!!!!! What is the LA Podfest? Podcasting. It’s all about eliminating the middle man and having the broadcaster

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Punch Drunk Sport #102: The Crabfest’s Ryan Sickler and Joe Bartnick

Punch Drunk Sport #102: The Crabfest’s Ryan Sickler and Joe Bartnick Punch Drunk Sports on Itunes: Punch Drunk Sports on Stitcher: Punch Drunk Sports on Soundcloud:    


Not Dane Reynolds Two Cents: On Sports, Politics, and Life

What better way to prepare for Dane Reynolds sardonic surfing, in anticipation for Dane Reynolds wild card entry at the France Quicksilver Pro, than to hear “Not Dane Reynolds” sardonic tweets (it’s probably Dane Reynolds Twitter account, so I’m going assume it is. It also helps I have no journalistic integrity to protect) on sports,

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Thursday Night Football: Giants @ Washington

New York @ Washington As I’ve mentioned before, I live across the street from a bar. It’s like 200 feet from my front door to the patio of the bar. This is awesome because: a) I’m unmarried and; b) I like beer However, there is a downside to anything, and the biggest downside to living

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Waiver Wire

Waiver Wire for Winners – Week 3

Waiver Wire for Winners is a column to help you sift through the remains following your leagues early week waiver run and take advantage. Thank the bye week; people are throwing away gold. It never ceases to amaze me that people seem to forget that byes happen. But like clockwork week 4 hits and the cluster-fuck to

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Punch Drunk is, for the most part, a sports podcast. Sure we will get off subject and discuss which UFC fighter you LEAST wanna get raped by. But its a sports podcast.

With 3 headlining stand-up comics and sometimes friends. Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, and Jayson Thibault all met at the Comedy Store and have been friends for over 11 years. All 3 are stand-up comics and big sports fans.

This podcast is their sports thoughts, arguments, stories, fights, and bets! The Podcast Tribune called Punch Drunk "an asian massage for the real sports fans".

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