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Kelly Slater Breaks His Surfboard After Losing in Round 3 at Portugal Moche Pro

It’s official! The world title race is going to come down to Banzai Pipeline, Hawaii. The Portugal Moche Pro event was epic, with major upsets, and a top world rankings shuffle. Unfortunately, Kelly Slater lost early in the event — and luckily for Slater — so did Gabriel Medina. This left Mick Fanning with an

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Week 7: Punch Drunk Sports Fantasy Football – Toe 2 Toe Breakdown

Week 7 is in the rear-view and Hinchcliffe Winners, Grits n’ Gravy and Girth Raider keep on rolling. Hinchcliffe and his Winners made it past the MexicanEditors with a narrow win to remain on top of #PDSfootball, but Grits n’ Gravy continued their winning ways by ousting the commish & Coach MK to keep pace

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World Series: Tale of the Tape

Thankfully, Kansas City is able to get one more World Series in before the Ebola virus starts to keep people away from the ball park more than any players’ strike or steroid use ever did. The 2014 Fall Classic could very well be a sign of the end of the world, right? It’s (finally) the

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Punch Drunk Sports’ “Fight Of The Week!!!” Pregnant Chicks Throw Down!

Two Pregnant Ladies Fight Over The Same Babies Daddy!


Coaching Fundmentals

No matter how much Thibault and Ari want to make like ostriches and keep their heads buried in the ass of football season, NBA is about to tip-off! From now til June the internet is going to be loaded with stories about dick pics sent to trannies, highlights of Clippers dunking on people, shots of some very bad fashion

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2014 NFL Sunday Ticket Report – Week 7

Feature Game- New York Giants vs Dallas Cowboys (TV Markets- NY, LA, Chi, Philly, Dal)   Game of the Week- Too many good games in Week 7 to single out one… Titans vs Redskins, Vikings vs Bills, Saints vs Lions, Russell Wilson, I mean Seahawks vs Rams. Great week!!! Jags got their first win of

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NFL Week 7 Picks

Bye Weeks: Philadelphia, Tampa Bay Tennessee @ Washington Congrats to the Titans for finally ending their losing streak! Nothing turns a season around like a 2-point win, at home, against the worst team in football. With two minutes and change left in the game, the Jaguars drove 83 yards to score a touchdown. Then they

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Comedian Portraits And Performances At The Ice House

Punch Drunk Sports EP #105: Ari’s Junk Strikes Back!

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Live by the Long Ball, Die by the Long Ball

box Travis Ishikawa did his best Bobby Thomson in the bottom of the 9th facing last year’s NLCS MVP, Michael Wacha, playing the role of Ralph Branca in this shot heard ’round Thursday Night Football. The San Francisco Giants keep their “Miracle of McCovey’s Bluff” alive with a National League Championship Series victory over the

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Thursday Night Football: Jets @ Patriots

New York Jets @ New England Two telling stats about tonight’s football game: Since that terrible game against the Chiefs two weeks ago (the one that started ESPN’s around the clock coverage of “Is Brady done?”, which was replaced the week after with ESPN’s around the clock coverage of “Brady isn’t done guys!!”), Tom Brady

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Waiver Wire

Waiver Wire for Winners: Week 7

Waiver Wire for Winners is a column that helps you sift through what’s left after your Fantasy Football Leagues early week waiver run and take advantage. Remember: Game changing pickups happen Fri/Sat too. Injuries continue to be the theme of the year with the loss of fantasy starters Vic Cruz, Knoshown Moreno and Steve Ridley this

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Party Like Its 1985

The Kansas City Royals haven’t lost a playoff game since 1985! And now they’re in the Fall Classic after trumping all challengers in the American League. The Royals are your proud winners of the 2014 American League Championship Series, AKA the AL pennant. They took the series by sweeping the Baltimore Orioles the same way

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Week 6: Punch Drunk Sports Fantasy Football – Toe 2 Toe Breakdown

Hinchcliffe Winners continue to live up to their name and now sit alone atop the standings as the balance of power shifts to the Bag of Bets division. And, in what will surely be a hot topic of discussion on the podcast: Who has the worst team in Punch Drunk Sports Fantasy Football? Sam, Ari or Teeb? The

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UFC Fantasy

Pick a fighter for each card Group- Punch Drunk Sports


World Series and Earthquakes

ESPN’s 30 for 30 will premiere “The Day the Series Stopped” documentary on the 1989 World Series between the Oakland Athletics and the San Francisco Giants, dubbed the Battle of the Bay. The A’s swept the Giants, but the series will forever be remember for the earthquake that put the series on hold.   In

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Punch Drunk is, for the most part, a sports podcast. Sure we will get off subject and discuss which UFC fighter you LEAST wanna get raped by. But its a sports podcast.

With 3 headlining stand-up comics and sometimes friends. Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, and Jayson Thibault all met at the Comedy Store and have been friends for over 11 years. All 3 are stand-up comics and big sports fans.

This podcast is their sports thoughts, arguments, stories, fights, and bets! The Podcast Tribune called Punch Drunk "an asian massage for the real sports fans".

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